The Internet Explorer

Once upon a time ago, a strange thing happened at Technorati.

(an internet search engine for blogs).

The no.1 search was Dawn Yang.

Immediately I thought to myself, “who the hell is this person ? Why is she the number one searched person ??”

So then I did what any sane internet explorer would do. I googled Dawn Yang.

And I found the blog of this girl.

So it’s a pretty girl. Figures. But why all the attention ? There are plenty of beautiful female bloggers.

I then found out that there was a controversy of whether she went through plastic surgery to enhance her looks. Dawn Yang completely denies this.

In other words, people who have been ogling at that beautiful face for months realized that they were looking at silicone instead of human skin. Or maybe people are just jealous idiots. Or maybe this world is full of immature idiots who can’t accept the fact that people enhance their looks.

I mean, we see people like that everyday on television. Actors aren’t born with good looks too often, you know.

Anyways I’ll leave you the power to be an immature idiot for once.
This is one of her pictures in the past.

And now let’s compare again with this.

Hmmmm. Is that really the result of plastic surgery ?

I will now perform my highly exclaimed born male ogling analysis.

Her skin turned much fairer ! But a good session of peeling your skin off with your bare hands and growing it back can do that.

Her eyes are bigger and and eyelashes looks dazzling ! But she could’ve punched her eyeballs repeatedly to enlarge them. And eyelashes can be buffed up with ordinary makeup.

Her eyebrows are so in line with her eyes ! But a good clipper with proper hand dexterity and a mirror can do that.

Her lips look so hot and sexy ! But stretching and pulling her lips for years can do that.

Her boobs are bigger ! But a good smacking of one own boobs with a hammer can do that.

So really, she might just be the original stuff.

Then again, if she really went through plastic surgery, it does not change the fact that she is beautiful.

I think it takes a lot of courage and commitment (and money) to ask a doctor to cut your face. But it also takes a lot of stupidity, in Michael Jackson’s case.

We all want to be beautiful.

That’s why we shave our excess hair and mess with our hair every morning. Some dares to take it to the next level. That’s the simple truth.

Consider a world where women don’t give a shit about being beautiful. I’m talking about streets filled with walking monsters with bushy armpit hairs and unshaved legs, combined with earthquakes resulting from all the fat and thick moustaches that shames the men’s, it’s a total nightmare.

All this proves a certain fact, plastic surgery rocks.

Then again, I’m biased as hell.

I mean, I myself went through surgery.

Now I look like the combination of Brad Pit, Tom Cruise and George Clooney. And I also got a new 15-inch cock. My pants is the hottest pants you will ever see.

I’m still running away from hundreds of girls who wants to rape me.

Click : Dawn Yang’s Blog

Click : A more detailed bitching of her looks