The World Of Flash October 26, 2006
Posted by nicevil in Goodshit.trackback
Do you know about the website that hosts various flash animations and games (made by various talented people) ?
Yeah, the one that allows its users to submit their own flash movies, games, and music, and view submissions from other users ?
The one with 1 million registered members and over 300,000 flash submissions ?
The one that has so many animations and bullshit, enough to waste your entire life on it ?
The one that has so many cool animations you never thought was possible with just flash ?
I’m talking about Newgrounds.
The website has been up since 1995, with Tom Fulp, who still maintains every aspect and regularly produces in-house content.
There’s one distinct thing about this website compared with other flash websites.
It has a sophisticated and impartial automated submission/rating system.
I have to warn you. Don’t click on that link up there yet. Don’t.
This knowledge is dangerous. You may be trapped there forever !!
Think about the 300,000 flash animations available there……!
Damn it, I might be creating a new spawn of fat bums with carpal tunnel syndrome.
But hey, it’s worth it. 
Before you go venture into the world of endless flash animation, let me give you a few links of the really awesome ones you gotta see. Oh, oh yes, there’s violence and gore.
The rest of the awesome flash animations are usually categorized as Series.
Oh.
If I see any of you dying over the computer on the news, with the title “Idiot died watching animation non-stop for days without shitting”
I’ll laugh at you. 
my whole design class was addicted to that for both semesters we were all together. even i got addicted…during flash class
Exactly my point……. in NewGrounds, you will be addicted and get spun into the vortex of flash animations that will eat your brains alive.
The warning has been given. Hope you guys have the brains to survive. I somehow doubt that.
If you start showing signs of shitting continuously while watching flash animations continuously…. I’d recommend punching yourself in the eyeballs. Twice.
Good luck.