The Internet Explorer

Some say that gamers who play with other gamers online don’t have a life.

But really, games are life. A much more entertaining one.

Today I would like to introduce one of the programs I use
to murder people online. ( I OWN YOU ALL )

It’s called X-Fire.

Don’t ask me what that means, I have no idea. I think they include the X for the cool factor, you know, X….. so mysterious.

It’s also the shape of your asshole.

Fire is an engaging word, and it’s uplifts our spirits.

Oh.

I think I got it.

X-Fire ( Your Asshole On Fire. )

Back to what it does.

Xfire automatically updates itself with any games you installed,
and let’s you see what games your friends are playing instantly.

It supports about 600 games, which is more than you could ever need.

It’s also has chatting, file exhange, server joining capabilities.

It’s easy to see what your friends are playing, and you can join them
with a click of a mouse. No need to type in IP-Addresses and bullshit like that.

Have a life, be a gamer.

Asshole Fire