Who Wants Good Health August 30, 2006
Posted by nicevil in Goodshit.trackback
Here’s a little pop quiz.
It is created every single day.
Pharmaceutical companies make billions from it to make many health products.
It is the future of cancer treatment.
It has helped mankind survive in the toughest of times.
The term in Indian is “Shivambu.”
It’s a yellow solution. Sometimes white.
It’s not water.
No, it’s not lemonade, or honey, either.
You don’t know ?
Okay, all of us have our own original supply of it.
Yeah, you got it right, I’m talking about our fresh first-of-the-day morning urine.
It’s good for you. Really.
Drinking our own urine is good for preserving good health. A more fancy term would be Auto-Urine Therapy. To be more specific, this practice requires one to drink a small amount of one’s own urine from the first morning release.
The concept is that your urine is actually a biological data, your diseases, infections and allergies. By introducing it to your immune system a second time, you stimulate the construction of an effective defense.
And guess what, all of us have already drank our own urine.
Yes, yes, shocking indeed.
When you were just a tiny little embryo in your mother’s womb, your urine is released in the amniotic fluid. Which you then swallow constantly.
So, no biggies. It’s no sweat at all to swallow our own piss every day in the mornings.
Right ? Who’s with me !
Yeah……………that’s what I’m talking about !
The awesomeness of drinking urine also shows in day to day news.
Like that 37-year-old man who survived an earthquake rubble for almost 82 hours by drinking his own urine. (his wife and daughter wouldn’t drink their piss, and literally died of disgust)
Oh, remember Aron Talston, the man who freed himself from being stuck under a rock by cutting off his own arm ? Guess what he drank after he ran out of water.
Hell, John Armstrong got cured of tuberculosis by drinking his piss.
So really, the simple point I am trying to make here is…
Swallow your piss every morning to have a good life. Cheers.
More Info About Drinking Piss The Amazing Survival Story : Piss Drinking
That is really gross… and I dont believe it… sick… Is there any actual clinical evidence to support this?
Wei
http://justanothershitblog.blogspot.com/index.html
This guy states that there are plenty of evidence.
http://www.freedomdomain.com/health/Not-Uns.html
” This, as research showed, has anti-aging, anti-cancer, and anti-obesity properties. There is also lots of research on urea. When recycled by mouth, it is converted into essential amino acid.”
And then there’s the various accounts of people who went through serious situations and survived drinking their own piss.
Hell, I found out about this in a newspaper article.
It’s true, it’s true !
It’s a comforting thought that none of us will ever run out of health drinks in the morning.
Warning :
And people, please, please don’t start eating your own shit. (do not apply the same theory your shit really is full of shit)
Lemonade is good for you, chocolate cakes are bad for you.
If you want more evidence, there’s the 300 million Chinese people who swallows their own early-morning-piss and lived long enough. Ooops I meant they underwent *Auto-Urine-Therapy*.
http://www.expressindia.com/news/june1/world5.html
It’s not hard really.
Want good health ? Just pinch your nose and swallow your early-morning-piss. It tastes better than alcohol.
Try it for a week or so. Better yet, do it when you’re sick. See if you have dramatic improvements.
I’m not responsible if you vomit and do anything pussy-like, just saying. Oh, remember this too if you get stuck under a rock or you’re starving in some desert/jungle/etc. Drinking your piss can save your life.
*Early In The Morning*
Mom : Did you drink your piss this morning ?
Kid : Err yeah.
Mom : You lie. I can see it in your eyes. You haven’t even pissed yet.
Kid : How did you knoww !!!
Mom : When you piss there are afterstains* on your pants.
Kid : Goddamnit.
*When It’s Time To Piss In The Morning*
Mom : Here’s a cup.
Kid : Mommieee.. no.. please..
Mom : I SAID HERE’S A CUP. NOW GO DRINK YOUR PISS. IT”S VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
Kid : But.. but… can’t I drink some Gatorade instead..
Mom : YOUNG MAN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE TOILET I WANT TO SEE A CUP FULL OF PISS !
Kid : ……sob.
*2 minutes later*
Mom : Very good. This isn’t lemonade like the other time, right ? Smells* Hmm okay this is the real deal. Now swallow it !
Kid : No…
Mom : It tastes just like lemonade. Now drink it.
Kid : NOOOOO….
Mom : I said drink it !! Do you want to have a good life or not !!
Kid : Drinking piss everyday for life is not a good life mommiee !!
Mom : Yes it is !! Goddamnit………
*Mom Forces the cup full of urine down the son’s throat.*
Who said Good Health was hard ?
Any health benefits of drinking your lover’s urine as well?
No… because the purpose of drinking your own urine is to reintroduce YOUR OWN biological data to reinforce your body’s defense mechanism.
In simpler terms, drinking ONLY your own piss will give health benefits.
But damn, that’s a sick idea….!!
Lol nicevil is like my hero. I’d like to start drinking piss but I’d like gag. Does piss taste like piss?
“Lemonade is good for you, chocolate cakes are bad for you.”
Lol. And I like that story you told!
Piss, is probably the most taste varied health drink you’ll ever encounter.
It actually changes its own taste every single time.
The amount, colour and taste will vary according to your diet and lifestyle.
If you like it spicy, eat lots of chili before pissing the next morning.
SPICEH PISS. YEAH.
Jani, you must be an american.
I mean, like, you used the word “like”, like, 5 times like this.
It’s bloody gay how the word “like” has been incorporated into everyday american conversation.
Don’t know why everytime someone use over 10 words of “like” in a sentence, I start to imagine them transforming into rich female blondes wannabes.
Wait.
They are.