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Here’s a little pop quiz.

It is created every single day.

Pharmaceutical companies make billions from it to make many health products.

It is the future of cancer treatment.

It has helped mankind survive in the toughest of times.

The term in Indian is “Shivambu.”

It’s a yellow solution. Sometimes white.

It’s not water.

No, it’s not lemonade, or honey, either.

You don’t know ?

Okay, all of us have our own original supply of it.

Yeah, you got it right, I’m talking about our fresh first-of-the-day morning urine.
It’s good for you. Really.

Drinking our own urine is good for preserving good health. A more fancy term would be Auto-Urine Therapy. To be more specific, this practice requires one to drink a small amount of one’s own urine from the first morning release.

The concept is that your urine is actually a biological data, your diseases, infections and allergies. By introducing it to your immune system a second time, you stimulate the construction of an effective defense.

And guess what, all of us have already drank our own urine.

Yes, yes, shocking indeed.

When you were just a tiny little embryo in your mother’s womb, your urine is released in the amniotic fluid. Which you then swallow constantly.

So, no biggies. It’s no sweat at all to swallow our own piss every day in the mornings.
Right ? Who’s with me !

Yeah……………that’s what I’m talking about !

The awesomeness of drinking urine also shows in day to day news.

Like that 37-year-old man who survived an earthquake rubble for almost 82 hours by drinking his own urine. (his wife and daughter wouldn’t drink their piss, and literally died of disgust)

Oh, remember Aron Talston, the man who freed himself from being stuck under a rock by cutting off his own arm ? Guess what he drank after he ran out of water.

Hell, John Armstrong got cured of tuberculosis by drinking his piss.

So really, the simple point I am trying to make here is…

Swallow your piss every morning to have a good life. Cheers.

More Info About Drinking Piss The Amazing Survival Story : Piss Drinking

I’m sure all of us read.

But really, how many of us can truly SPEED-READ ?

I can read 600 words per minute. Amazing, yeah I know.

But so can you.

I found the Zap Reader.

Zap Reader is a speed reading program available online, free.
You can integrate it into your browser, set the settings of how fast you want to read, and read in speed.

I find this really helpful when I reading news, online. It saves a lot of time, and it provides good exercise for my eyeballs as well. And blogs as well.

I couldn’t believe how fast I could scan word after word in the beginning, it really opened my eyes to my reading speed limit.

I felt like The Flash.

Oh, I’m not responsible if your eyeballs explode.

Read Like The Flash

Most of us have our own favorite songs and artists.

And most of us are idiots that keep sticking to the same damn song over and over again, because it’s so good to hear ! Let’s face it, people are suckers. We don’t change our taste in a lot of things. If you love chocolate you’ll eat them all your life even if it’s giving you multiple spare tyres.

Look, too much of a good thing can only be harmful. And that includes songs.
One day you will eventually get sick of your so called “favorite song”. It’s like a part of you dying. Yes it’s that serious, you dufus. Don’t question my wisdom !

I think it’s wise to enlarge your collection of songs types that you like, but really, it’s hard to find similar songs with your favorite songs.

Nah, it’s actually pretty damn easy.

I found a website where all you have to do is type the name of your favorite artist or songs, and you will be automatically redirected to your own personal radio station that has songs from that band and songs which are similar.

You can rate songs, by giving the thumbs up or down, which determines how often that song plays. You can also get the top 20 radio stations, and hear what everybody else is hearing.

It’s an extremely easy way to discover new artists that sound like the artists you already like. In another words, broaden your music world with a click of a mouse !

It’s a big fat collection of music knowledge, available free, online. (there is an option to register to avoid ads, though, but who cares really)

Hope you find something new to like.

Different Flavors Of Music

One recent sensation that hit the United States is the MANGA craze.

I’ve long been a reader of MANGA’S.

The captivating storyline and beautifully drawn art truly draws me to it, every single time.

I find it appaling that many of the MANGA’S sold in the United States are at extremely high prices. I mean, one book is equivalent to seven burgers. See the imbalance of value there ?

I’m also a really cheap asshole.

Luckily, there are things called “manga-scans” you can find online. It is basically an electronic copy of the manga itself.  It’s free. (by now your minds will be automatically interested in what I say)

So I would like to share some of the best manga-scan websites I know.
You know what, nevermind. I’ll just provide you with a catalog of every single manga-scan website out there.

A Huge List Of Manga Scans Online

You can pretty much find any manga you want online. And the story is usually more developed or better, it’s complete !

All comic bookstores use the same strategy. Sell one or two books per month, torturing the mind and soul of fellow readers, capturing their attention and then leeching off sustainable income over curiosity and desire of readers. I hate reading something and not know what is going to happen next, IMMEDIATELY. I guess I’m an impatient cheap asshole now.

But it’s fine, this post will spawn a new breed of impatient cheap assholes. I’m not alone.

Here are a few manga’s I would recommend. Just promise me one thing.
Don’t go to the extreme with these manga’s. I’ve seen people who are too obssesed with these things.

I am not responsible if you turn into a cosplaying maniac that does not have a sense of self-identity. But if you are a babelicious girl cosplaying, I am completely responsible, and understand that I must date you, since I’m such a responsible person. 

1. Full Metal Alchemist

http://groups.msn.com/FullMetalAlchemistV-2/fmamanga1.msnw

2. Naruto

http://groups.msn.com/NarutoMangaReturns

3. Team Medical Dragon

http://shades.leadsalad.com/tmd

4. Bleach

http://groups.msn.com/-Bleach-

5. One Piece

http://groups.msn.com/onepiecemanga

I am finally proficient in 12 different languages. Here is a simple demonstration.

My name is Nicevil. - English

我的名字是Nicevil 。 - Simplified Chinese

Mijn naam is Nicevil. - Dutch

Mon nom est Nicevil. - French

Mein Name ist Nicevil. - German

Το όνομά μου είναι Nicevil. - Greek

Il mio nome è Nicevil. - Italian

私の名前はNicevil である。 - Japanese

나의 이름은Nicevil이다. - Korean

Meu nome é Nicevil. - Portuguese

Моим именем будет Nicevil. - Russian

Mi nombre es Nicevil. - Spanish

Pretty cool huh ? One of these days I gotta apply to be a translator for the United Nations and help save the world. And I mastered all these languages only today.

Think of all the girls I finally can communicate with. Ho ho ho hoh.
What ? You’re telling me that’s impossible ?

Hah. Non-believers.

I guess seeing is believing. 

Master many languages in a second

Most of the things which is considered impossible in this world is directly related to our minds. (ghosts and supernatural events as well)

Take magicians for example. The old trick of making things vanish is simply an illusion. An illusion that focuses on getting your attention of a separate event, blinding your mind to the obvious.

These are mere illusions, illusions that are flawed, not fool-proof, and cannot be compared with the Grand Illusions.

Take David Blaine, the world’s famous street magician. One of his most memorable acts was him levitating 3 feet off the ground, causing the ladies to shout and yell uncontrollably.

In truth, it was simply a cleverly edited video. The act of the ladies yelling was real, but he did not go as high as 3 feet. He was merely levitating a few inches in the real event, but his act was greatly enhanced using wires in the video.

The levitation by a few inches is simply a manipulation of angles and eyesight, to make the impossible seem possible. This is no Grand Illusion.

What do I mean with Grand Illusions ?

Take this picture for example.

The squares marked by A and B are the same shade of grey. Unbelievable, isn’t it.

But edit the picture and take the two squares and compare, it shows that it truly is the same shade of grey !

 

Just when I thought my world couldn’t get any weirder.
More Grand Illusions

This is for all the windows users out there.

I found the ULOFWSFM.

You know, the ULOFWSFM ? Yes, yes, the ULOFWSFM. What ?
You have no idea what I’m talking about ?
Quit being stupid. Everyone who owns a windows pc always wanted a ULOFWSFM.
You still have no idea ?? God.

It offers 150 FWP, by the way !! With details about each FWP….!!
How cool is that !
What ? You have no idea what is FWP ?
My god. Almost everyone has a FWP.

Without FWP, none of us could survive in this age.
And yet you have no idea.

This is worse than I thought.

It’s like reading shit and not know what shit is.

Oh, wait, oh, so you do know shit. That’s good. You’re not
as hopeless as I thought.

Click : ULOFWSFM !

I’m sure most of us have read comics online. Yeah, I know, reading calvin and hobbes can never seem to get old. It’s beautifully drawn and inspiring.

Recently, due to the Comic-Con craze in the United States I had a sudden interest in comics. Especially graphic novels. Those are a whole new level of art and storytelling.

“Graphic novels are as disparate from books as is a play or a movie. It’s a different experience entirely. Pictures carry another kind of information than words. What is most exciting is that a picture language and a word language can interweave, which can’t be done by either one alone.”
–Will Eisner

After many explorations in the internet, I found one comic that is both rich in artwork and storytelling that I really truly love. Without further bullshit, I present to you, some of my favorite episodes of “Copper” from Kazu Kibuishi.

Click : Waterfall

Click : Outside

Click : Steps

Click : Somersaults

Click : Ruins

Click : Bubbles

The drawings are so beautiful………….that my hands are already shivering just imagining it.
I like to draw, but suck at it, you see. Because it actually takes incredible persistence and talent to draw.
Oh, and my brains are actually doing some thinking while reading it. Most of us don’t use our brains on a daily basis. Another thing I like about Copper is that a lot of its content can be related to our real daily lives. It’s full of inspiring messages and at times, really funny shit.

Kazu Kibushi was recently featured at Comic Con, he is also the main guy behind Flight, a collection of graphic novels stories by various people.

Note : If you look at each comic’s strips date, you would see that each and every episode requires about a month of work. Real gems takes time to polish.

Click : The Whole Copper Series

This morning, I went to shit in the toilet right after I woke up as usual. Yeah, I know, amazing human body system right there. My day starts with shitting. The relieve and comfort of unloading your shit supply and thus purifying your whole body, is a very wonderful feeling.

To my horror, I couldn’t shit at all. I sat there for an hour trying to shit, using various asshole techniques. Even tried standing on the bowl and jumping down, hoping the impact from my butt cheeks would be sufficient to force my shit out. Yet, no shit.

It didn’t made any sense. I ate lots of shittable food, bananas, vegetables, you name it.

Suddenly it came to me. I couldn’t fart either. Yes, not the slightest of Phhhbbbttt..!!

There is only one logical explanation. I was kidnapped by aliens, who made my asshole dissappear, just to experiment how much shit could be contained in a human body.

So I decided to commit suicide. What is life without shitting ?

I decided to find “sure proof ways to commit suicide”, because I wouldn’t want to die halfway and survive to be tortured for the rest of my life. Like that guy who jumped down a building and smashed his penis who then later amazingly survived.

What better way to find information other than the internet ? I googled sure proof ways to commit suicide.

And in an unexplainable turn of events, I found my own blog ranking at no.2 out of 2,380,000. I was suprised. My blog was a sure proof ways to commit suicide ???

As stupid as it’s going to sound, my blog will is not a sure proof way for you to commit suicide. So please, if you want to commit suicide please stop reading this blog and do something else. Like filling your mouth and nose with water and drown to death. You might even set a new world record, “The stupidest way to commit suicide”.

Anyways I read my own shit for a few minutes and decided not to kill myself.

It made me realize I could actually still shit………spiritually and mentally.

What a touching-shitting story.

Oh yeah, I’m sure you all are asking the same question.

“Nicevil, nice day today. How is your asshole ?”

Oh, my asshole is very well thank you very much.

It turns out I was half asleep, dreaming that I felt like shitting, but in truth my body had no shit to deliver. I quickly realized this after a big, BIG SUDDEN fart. That was some good fart timing, I mean, I was about to use a powertool to drill my bu.. uh… you know what nevermind.

Nowadays, you hear more and more how things can be done online.

You can invest, buy, manage bank accounts, research, heck, even find life partners online. (weddings can be scheduled and managed online too !)

But never in the world would I have guessed there would be an online service for dogs.

This is dogster, the dog-version of friendster.

Now your dog can hop to the latest pc and create a profile, post pictures and meet dogs online. Pray that it doesn’t unload its shit supply to the monitor.

How Insane. It’s weird thinking that a human is creating a profile for their dogs………what’s next, an online wedding and hotel reservation for dogs ? (since when did they need hotels for privacy)

It’s interesting to note the fact that humans are being dragged around by dogs disguised by the term “walk-the-dog”. It should be “walk-the-human”. It’s us humans that need the exercise. And the humans have to wait for their dogs to finish pissing and crapping, and then clean it up. Who exactly is the superior master here ?

This banner is so stupid. You would’ve figured that the staff at dogster would have common sense; dogs can’t read English. It’s the humans that are reading. Goddamnit, my intelligence was insulted the moment I laid my eyes on the website. They just called us a bunch of bitches online. No, wait, just the females.

I can only imagine what the dog must be thinking, watching their owners sitting on their computers writing about their dogs, about their favorite walk, food, toy, and nicknames.

Dog : You forgot to mention my favorite place to shit and pee, human slave ! Oooh OOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHHH. That was some good shitting. Now, clean it up !!!

Obsessed Dog-Owner : Awwwww look at the size of that crap… so cute ! Ah it smells good too ! AwwwwwwwwwwWwwwwwwww.

Dog : ………god help me.